Monday, 22 April 2019

The System is infallible


ALTA 1:   We will commence. State the circumstance by which you came to be aboard Deep Space Vehicle II.

BLAKE:   We call it the Liberator. It was found abandoned and drifting in space. I was part of a crew that was put on board.

ALTA 1:   State the astral location in which you found DSV II.

BLAKE:   I don't know it. My nearest point of reference is a Federation prison planet called Cygnus Alpha.

ALTA 1:   State any further information you have regarding DSV II.

BLAKE:   We assume it had been in a space battle.

ALTA 1:   State any further information you have regarding ... regarding ... regarding ...

ALTA 2:   [At dome, it gargles] Circuitry disturbances are continuing. An outside influence has been analyzed.

ALTA 1:   We will resume the questioning when the disturbance has been rectified. [Rises and walks towards the door]

BLAKE:   It's nice to know that computers can have their bad days, too.

ALTA 1:   The System is infallible. [Exits]

BLAKE:   [Under his breath] Orac!

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